Butt Paste

My boy has a diaper rash.

It doesn't seem to bother him much. I wonder if he would complain about it if he could talk. I know I would.

Butt Paste is an actual brand name diaper rash cream. We'll see if it works. I'm proud of myself and my wife for not calling the pediatrician on this one.

I wish there were more products out there that were named for what they do. It would really clear up any confusion I feel at the store.

Kleenex should make a product and call it "Snot Rag". I'd buy it just to reward their ballsy marketing maneuver.

Q-tips should be called "ear sticks", even though it says on the package that you shouldn't put them in your ear. Seriously, has anybody ever used a Q-tip for anything else? I think once we used one to apply peroxide to a wound on our cat. The other 299 Q-tips in the package were shoved into our ears. I bet even the guy who wrote the Q-tip warning on the label uses Q-tips in his ears.