I don't want my MTV

First Nick and Jessica, then Carmen and Dave, now the Barkers.

It seems that starring in a reality show about your show-biz marriage on MTV eventually leads to divorce. I guess Ozzy should watch his back.

Mrs. Undaground and I have decided not to do any MTV reality show if offered. While our union would no doubt be fun reality television, it's just not worth the marital strain that being followed around by cameras would cause.

For now, our "episodes" will remain exclusively on the Undaground blog.

Honestly, for as much as I enjoy reality television, there's not a show that I would agree to be on. Years ago, there was a show called "The Mole" hosted by Anderson Cooper. I think I would have done the Mole, but I don't think that show's coming back. Mrs. U and I on Amazing Race would be a disaster. She's afraid of heights and our collective sense of direction is not unlike a shopping cart with 3 wheels. No thanks to any reality shows for me. I'd rather watch other people be humiliated for my viewing pleasure.