The Break-Up

"Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today," said representatives Stephen Huvane and John Pisani, according to People.com.

Does anybody actually believe that they'll remain good friends? What does that mean, anyway? Is Vince somebody that Jen can now call if she needs help moving? Will they stop e-mailing each other, but continue to forward jokes? Will they try to set each other up with new love interests, pretending that they don't still care for each other? I call B.S. on the "good friends" portion of that quote. Somehow, it took two people to come up with that statement for People magazine. Did they get on a conference call and say it in unison? I think they could have found one competent person to construct that sentence. Why did it take two? I don't see any grammatical stunts or fancy wordplay.

By the way, these two just happened to star in a movie together about breaking up. I reviewed it for this blog. Read it here:

Here's a link to the Undaground review of "The Break-Up".