Holy Moses

Gwyneth Paltrow and the guy from Coldplay had their second child. Like many, I have been waiting to hear what they named this child, since the first kid is named Apple. This one was named Moses, but will forever be known by the nickname "Oranges".

Whoever tried to compare Apples to Moses? It doesn't make any sense. I respect that you went with a popular fruit to name the first child, but as Dr. Phil would say "You have to own it." Own it by following through. This child should be named after a delicious, healthy snack as well. How about Mango, Papaya or Seedless Grape?

Very disappointing.