Jumping the Shark

Yes, the Page 6 rumors are true. Access Hollywood's speculation is correct. Mrs. Undaground is officially with-child.

I'm guaranteeing that this won't make "The Undaground" jump the shark. I know that the introduction of a child has marked the beginning of the end for many American classics such as Married With Children, Friends, and The Cosby Show (after Rudy got too old, they brought in a cuter, younger model).

I am convinced that, from this day forward, I will have instant blog material for life. I had no idea how easy it is to make a pregnant woman cry. I'm just now learning this, yet each day I somehow stumble over one of the buzzwords that bring on the tears, like "griddle", "notepad" or "fern". I know, who would be so insensitive to utter griddle in front of a hormone factory like that?

For the record, our due date is October 19th. I have plans to golf that day, so I hope Mrs. Undaground can hold out til early evening.