Guest Song Parody

This song parody was sent to me by a friend and Undaground reader. He has previously commented under the moniker "wetblanket".

The song is sung to the tune of the Ramones "I Want to be Sedated". Enjoy.

I Wanna be Cremated by the REMAINS (of Anna Nicole Smith)

How many how many more hours to go?
I wanna be cremated
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, oh
I wanna be cremated

Just open up some Kingsford, spread it on my clothes
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I decompose
I can’t feel my fingers, I can’t feel my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Two hundred twenty-four pounds to go
I wanna be cremated
I’m a fat, talentless Marilyn Monroe
I wanna be cremated

Just get me to an oven, put me in an urn
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I start to turn
Trimspa’s finally working, I’ve got calories to burn
Oh no oh oh oh oh

(refrain)

Sprinkle me over Texas, drop me from a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry, burn up my remains
Enough Weekend at Bernie’s, I wanna go up in flames
Oh no oh oh oh oh

(refrain)

It’s better in the Bahamas, get me an ashtray with a view
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I start to stew
No need for reservations, I’ll fly out of the flue
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Ditzy ditzy ditzy ditzy Anna Nicole
I wanna be cremated
No more cable news, no reality shows
I wanna be cremated