Undaground Joketime

I'm not a joke-teller. For some reason, I don't remember any jokes and I just don't get animated enough during the process to successfully pull it off. I love telling stories, but jokes for me have always been difficult.

I did hear a joke this weekend that I may attempt to retell. Here it is in written form for anyone that can't remember jokes, like me.

A guy runs into an old friend. They haven't seen each other in awhile, so he's surprised to see that his old friend has a big, round, orange head.

"What happened to you?", the guy asks his friend.

"Well, I found a bottle on the beach and rubbed it, and a genie came out. He said I could have three wishes. My first wish for for a million dollars. That's how I got all this money. Check out my watch."

"Very nice."

"The second wish was for a beautiful wife. Now I'm happily married to a supermodel. Life is good."

"Congratulations", the friend replied.

"My third wish; this is where I could have gone wrong... For my third wish, I asked for a big, round, orange head."