Movie Idea
I have an idea for a movie. It's about a couple that gets stalked by hurricanes and other tropical disturbances. First, a bachelorette party is cut short because of a curfew after a hurricane named Frances. Then, a wedding just barely happens because of another one called Jeanne. Next, the couple's new house is damaged by some bitch named Wilma. Finally (I hope), the couple's oceanfront hotel weekend getaway is washed out by some dude named Tropical Storm Alberto.
Everywhere we go, we are chased by these things. Boy, did I feel stupid Saturday morning as we drove right into the nasty weather. We had a good time this weekend, but we were somewhat limited by the weather.
Also, we didn't check the social calendar in Key West. Saturday was "Gayapalooza". We toyed with the idea of telling people that Mrs. Undaground was a surrogate for a gay couple, but decided against it. As I said to my wife while we were walking down the street, I prefer Gayapalooza over Spring Break. Gay people are much less drunk and obnoxious than college kids. I know, because I was one of those college kids about 10 years ago. As we strolled down Duval St., I was able to point out more than one location where I had vomited in a previous life.
Ugh
This Ben Roethlisberger motorcycle crash business is horrible. I'm glad he's OK, but, as a Steelers fan, I'm a little ticked off at him for riding without a helmet. Ben, put the bike away until you retire. Now, please get healthy for the start of the season.
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Good Morning
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2 comments:
I'm sorry you are being stalked by the hurricanes.
And yeah, just because you are allowed to ride a motorcycle in Pennsylvania without a helmet doesn't mean you should. As my boyfriend Tony said, "If I had that guy's life, I would be walking around in a bubble."
don't forget you almost couldn't attend your sister's wedding due to that bitch Wilma as well! Glad you're home safe. mom
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